Christians In Atheist Forums = Sheep To Slaughter?
As an online atheist, I have often encountered various Christians in atheist forums. For some morbid reason, perhaps due to their urgent need to proselytize to heathens or a sexual urge to masturbate their deities in question, they would register, sometimes disguising themselves as liberal Christians or even atheists, only to unleash their mumbo jumbos in the forum.
Most of these goons are complete morons, and fall into two basic camps: Either they come in to expound on their extra-terrestrial deities through the rather obscure concepts of dual physicality or some compounded bullshit, or they simply just use the forum as a pulpit to deride all atheists, reiterating what their predecessors have been uttering for two millennia: Infidels and non-believers will go to hell.
And to no one’s surprise, these pseudo intellectual idiots get lambasted, either by a torrent of insults, or by being ridiculed for uttering the most profound of nonsenses.
One particular idiot, let’s just call him Eternal Bullshit, is a regular contributor at the Pinoy Atheist Forum. This looney, who claims to be an “Energy Expert”, claims that:
1. Energy is GOD.
2. 2-Dimensional cubes exist.
Feel free to laugh or cry.
While it is quite certain that these idiots have a pathological preference for bondage and sado masochism, the fact that these morons are willing to be slaughtered, and the moderators of atheist forums who by and large are quite happy to fulfill the masochistic whims of these lunatics, means that this is a charade that seems to be beneficial to both sides of the camp.
While the Christians generally cry abuse at every turn, it is a general fact that these Christians enjoy being abused for their inane stupidity, while the atheists would enjoy themselves by thoroughly demolishing the Christian religion, which basically is a hogwash story with about as little crediblity as a fairytale.
Love them or hate them, these lunatics will keep coming. Spreading their message of a deity’s love and a eternal wrath of burning for refusing his blessings, these Christians know not when to stop, unless, of course, the respective forum moderators become so pissed off that they decide to ban these fools. But it wouldn’t stop them for long. They switch to another internet identity, and come back for more abuse.
The presence of this half-brains goes to show that evolution isn’t always perfect; nature inevitably screws up from time to time, and when it does make a mess, it usually is not just one, but a whole atheist room chock full of fundie lunatics: half-evolved, all stupidity.
This, in a nutshell, pretty much describes fundies in atheist chatrooms: A never-ending cycle of proselyzation, bigotry, distorted truths and complete stupidity.
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